Sunday, 9 December 2012

20 Things a Mother Should Tell Her Son



20 Things a Mother Should Tell Her Son


1. You will set the tone for the sexual relationship, so don't take something away from her that you can't give back.
2. Play a sport. It will teach you how to win honorably, lose gracefully, respect...(tharr be more)authority, work with others, manage your time and stay out of trouble. And maybe even throw or catch.
3. Use careful aim when you pee. Somebody's got to clean that up, you know.
4. Save money when you're young because you're going to need it some day.
5. Allow me to introduce you to the dishwasher, oven, washing machine, iron, vacuum, mop and broom.Now please go use them.
6. Pray and be a spiritual leader.
7. Don't ever be a bully and don't ever start a fight, but if some idiot clocks you, please defend yourself.
8. Your knowledge and education is something that nobody can take away from you.

9. Treat women kindly. Forever is a long time to live alone and it's even longer to live with somebody who hates your guts.

10. Take pride in your appearance.

11. Be strong and tender at the same time.

12. A woman can do everything that you can do. This includes her having a successful career and you changing diapers at 
3 A.M. Mutual respect is the key to a good relationship.
13. "Yes ma'am" and "yes s
ir" still go a long way.

14. The reason that they're called "private parts" is because they're "private". Please do not scratch them in public.

15. Peer pressure is a scary thing. Be a good leader and others will follow.

16. Bringing her f
lowers for no reason is always a good idea.

17. Be patriotic.

18. Potty humor isn't the only thing that's humorous.

19. Please choose your spouse wisely. My daughter-in-law will be the gatekeeper for me spending time with you and my grandchildren.

20. Remember to call your mother because I might be missing you. Peer into the depths..

Friday, 5 October 2012

Questions to Ask


Most us live in somewhat of a robotic state from day-to-day without facing some of the big questions that can lead us to more fulfilling lives and a sense of abundance. Here are 25 questions to start asking yourself everyday to stimulate a greater sense of awareness of who you are and why you are here.
1.     Why do we do so many things we don’t like and like so many things we don’t do?
2.     What is the one thing you’d most like to change about the world?
3.     If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?
4.     Are you doing what you believe in, or are you settling for what you are doing?
5.     If the average human life span was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?
6.     Are you more worried about doing things right, or doing the right things?
7.     What's one thing have you not done that you really want to do and what's stopping you?
8.     Are you holding onto something you need to let go of?
9.     Have you been the kind of friend you want as a friend?
10.  Is it possible to know the truth without challenging it first?
11.  Has your greatest fear ever come true?12.  Do you remember that time years ago when you were extremely upset? Does it really matter now?
13.  Is it possible to know, without a doubt, what is good and what is evil?
14.  When was the last time you marched into the dark with only the soft glow of an idea you strongly believed in?
15.  If you knew that everyone you know was going to die tomorrow, who would you visit today?
16.  When is it time to stop calculating risk and rewards, and just go ahead and do what you know is right?
17.  If we learn from our mistakes, why are we always so afraid to make a mistake?
18.  What would you do differently if you knew nobody would judge you?
19.  Do you allow people to be themselves or do you feel the constant need to fix or change them?
20.  When you forgive somebody, do you feel empowered or disempowered?
21.  Do you believe there is more to life, space and time than what you have been told?
22.  When was the last time you noticed the sound of your own breathing?
23.  What do you love? Have any of your recent actions openly expressed this love?
24.  What are you most grateful for?
25.  Decisions are being made right now. The question is: Are you making them for yourself, or are you letting others make them for you?

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

Laws of Success:


> The great sin -- Gossip.
> The great crippler -- Fear.
> The greatest mistake -- Giving up.
> The most satisfying experience -- Doing your duty first.
> The best action -- Keep the mind clear and judgment good.
> The greatest blessing -- Good health.
> The biggest fool - The man who lies to himself.
> The great gamble -- Substituting hope for facts.
> The most certain thing in life -- Change.
> The greatest joy -- Being needed.
> The cleverest man -- The one who does what he thinks is right.
> The most potent force -- Positive thinking.
> The greatest opportunity -- The next one.
> The greatest thought -- God.
> The greatest victory -- Victory over self.
> The best play -- Successful work.
> The greatest handicap -- Egotism.
> The most expensive indulgence -- Hate.
> The most dangerous man -- The liar
> The most ridiculous trait -- False pride.
> The greatest loss -- Loss of self confidence.
> The greatest need -- Common sense.